2.) They’re often free! Did you know we’re booked to host (and perform at) the Monday Night Mash on Jan. 25th? That’s at the Coldtowne Theater and entirely free to attend.

3.) We’ve got a new member! Say hi to a picture of Zach Pettichord, our latest recruit. Zach has a theatre background but he’s got the fedora-channeled gravitas to hold his own in the improv comedy world!

… [2005 reasons were omitted here for brevity. -Ed.] …

2009.) You’ll have fun! Not sure why we waited till the end of the list to mention that.

2010.) It’s part of your new year’s resolution. What? You didn’t know about that? Yeah, we tweaked it for you.

Talk about awkward.

Now, imagine the joke teller WAS YOU.

A sobering thought, indeed. Well, how about we prevent this hypothetical situation, and for the amazing price of FREE? At Antique Limax, we specialize in not being awkward, and entertaining masses of people we’ve never met. Don’t let social pressure and poor comedy skills hurt your chances at meaningful relationships!

Bring all of your Friday night friends to our show! Wouldn’t you rather see a bunch of improvisers making stuff up to entertain you, while you sit safe and amused in the darkness and comfort of the audience?

Here’s your chance to fill your Friday night with something other than the risk of embarrassment!

We perform on Friday, October 2, at 11:30 pm at the Coldtowne Theater. Be there – or start practicing your jokes, man. I was there last Friday. It wasn’t funny… and everyone who left right afterward didn’t actually have “work in the morning.”

So leave a treat out and avoid mowing the lawn for a few days. Let ‘em get settled in nice and cozy.

A Friendly Limax Extends Greetings

Now showing at Coldtowne Theatre on Mondays at 8 pm!!!

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The final night of the Cagematch was played before a packed house. The Cage ignited as F*** You! performed first and spun a hilarious tale of murder, debauchery, and the old folks’ black market. The Twelve Inch Integrity followed with a fast-paced montage depicting the emotional trauma/emptiness of robots. In the end the vote came through and The TII held aloft the coveted Cagematch Trophy!

Huge congratulations to Alex and to both troupes on their fantastic shows, and once again, our thanks to Coldtowne for supporting and encouraging new improv!

Alex Basks in the Cage’s Glow

Come see some of the greatest Austin improv acts for FREE every Monday at our favorite venue, Kick Butt Coffee. Come, relax, read, drink coffee, and laugh your ass off at Austin’s best new coffee shop.

The Monday Night Mash has been our lifeline in sharing our fun with audiences week after week. Check out their new website, www.mondaynightmash.com for upcoming shows and dates, and don’t forget to tell your friends.

Antique Limax has entered the halls of Austin Improv Vahalla. A special thanks to everyone who’s supported us since we started this group. It’s been a tough, uphill climb, but worth every second.

Another special thanks goes to Coldtowne for giving us to opportunity to compete with such great talent. Come see all the awesome acts that participated in this tough, tough tournament – The Perfect Banana, Unfurled, Werewolf Birthday, Race Card, and more.

And although they’re not shown in the pictures, it was the clutch effort of Rob Mullenix who got us past the first round, and Ousama Itani who pushed us past the second so that we can wrap it up in the finals.

Saturday, September 27th @ 9 pm
Coldtowne Theatre
http://www.coldtownetheatre.com

Check our schedule for more details.

The stage is set and we’re ready to rumble.

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